Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.


cute-lil-kaiju:

If you’re dating a fat girl and you feel like you have to keep her a secret because her weight is embarrassing, go ahead and break up with her

She deserves way better than you

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wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

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courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

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note-a-bear:

mattgorman:

mulishmusings:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

Possums are the bestest. They aren’t nearly as destructive and troublesome as raccoons. Don’t hurt da possums.

POSSUM FRIENDS!

I want three

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terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

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pensivelyplayfulme:

Satan bein’ a bro

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theonewhosawitall:

dasnotgucci:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Are dogs even real life

look at these dumb fucks i want 101

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zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

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clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

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