dachshund-parade:

Two sub-woofers

dachshund-parade:

Two sub-woofers

(via dogapult)


Q
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
Anonymous
A

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.


(via baltshake)


weloveblackgirls:

GARY THE SNAIL!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO GET INTO THAT BATH TUB , AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!

(via dogapult)



new law

gender-knight:

all tall people are required 2 give me piggyback rides this is mandatory as I am small and my little legs take longer to walk places

(via tastemygayrainbow)


sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

(via tastemygayrainbow)


basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

(via seabiitch)


request (x)

(via jacks-bleeding-heart)


stannisbarathcon:

who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick

(via lesbianvenom)


alphaqueer:

Sterek shippers are weird.

Stannis Baratheon and Shrek aren’t even in the same fandom.

(via lesbianvenom)


riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

image

(via nigga-are-you-even-peachy)


blvckzoro:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Man listen….

(via muchadoaboutqueer)


fadeintocase:

totalspiffage:

squigglydigg:

janedoodles:

pearlfey:

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

I AM A MAJESTIC PENGUIN

oh jeez I’m a wolf of all things

Fox!

image

I can’t believe it. I’m ott

I am bear :D

(via nigga-are-you-even-peachy)


japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via nigga-are-you-even-peachy)